Brenda Ruiz and Mathavi Sankar for People's Daily

Do You Know Your Country?

By Brenda Ruiz and Mathavi Sankar in Baltimore (People's Daily)

We, the People's Daily, work hard to expose all you fraud MUNers. Here are some to show:

Name: Canada

Capital: Ottawa

Location: North, duh

Type of Government: Democratic Representative, I think?

Leader: No idea!

Name: Romania

Capital: IDK

Location: *non committal shrug

Type of Government: I'm just gonna say IDK for everything

Leader:

Name: Congo

Capital: You're embarrassing me now

Location: I don't know

Type of Government: Democratic

Leader: Assad?

Name: Panama

Capital: Panama City

Location: Africa, right?

Type of Government: Democracy

Leader: Don't know!